Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha

Today’s Daily Prompt:  Tell us a joke! Knock-knock joke, long story with an unexpected punchline, great zinger — all jokes are welcome!

Today I went to Lynchburg, TN, home of the famous Jack Daniels distillery.  We ate at Miss Mary Bobo’s.  I had wanted to do this for a very long time and was beginning to think I was the only one on the planet who hadn’t eaten there.

I saw today’s prompt and thought this joke was appropriate– a joke my uncle sent me via email just a few days ago.

Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. 

Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn’t bite me with the frog in its mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.  SO, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.  Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp.  

I released the snake into the lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.  

Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot.  It was that damn snake…. with two more frogs.  

Life is good. 

🙂

Jack Daniels

Gail ♥

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About Gail

I am a wife, mother, sister, aunt, friend, veterinarian, and wanna be writer. I love nature and animals of all kinds, music, cooking, and spending time with my family.
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2 Responses to Daily Prompt: Ha Ha Ha

  1. juliav305 says:

    Thanks for the giggle – good one.

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